I’m gonna level with you guys; I feel sorry for you. The majority of you are probably spending this quarantine just chilling alone with your parents. Maybe you’ve got roommates that you’re staying with because that’s where home is, or … Continue reading Being Alone In Quarantine
If you listen to my absolute boi Tucker Carlson, especially for the last few nights, you’ll notice that he absolutely hates drugs. Well… not necessarily hard drugs, but alcohol and weed especially. You know, throw in gambling too because he … Continue reading Pour Out a Cold One for Corona
Hey guys, given the heavy nature of the current coronavirus situation, I figured we could all take a second to relax. Calm down, take a few deep breaths, and just chill for a while. Remember, mental health is important, so … Continue reading Today’s Easy Topic: Racism
I just learned what an abortion is and I honestly don’t see what all the fuss is about. While watching the movie ‘Junior’ starring Dannie DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger the topic about destroying a small baby once it is inside Arnold’s stomach arose during the movie. This poked at my curiosity so I did some simple google searches. Through this google search I learned a couple things. The first thing being that Danny DaVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are not actually scientist, this I found maybe the most shocking thing. After that shocker I kept moving forward not knowing what I … Continue reading I Just Learned what An Abortion Is
Republican or Democrat it is time that we recognize a crisis that we have on our hands. This is the potential uprising of a state of no actual industries and where the crazies go to live and the old go to die. Of course I am talking about Florida. You’re first question might be “Hey Head Nacho, hasn’t Florida always been a threat to overtake the rest of the united states with an army of crafty Cubans, gater wrestling white people, and war experienced old people.” Well the answer isn’t straight forward. Yes, there has always been that possibility, but … Continue reading Why We Should Be Scared Of A Florida Uprising
This is the age old philosophical question of who would win, babies or old people. Since I am a self proclaimed genius I will have 5 different categories and have you decide who you think is superior. The categories I will be basing them off of is the same as a dungeon and dragons character sheet and some of my own as well that I find extremely important. Strength- Babies- +1 The reason why I gave babies a +1 is because it is common knowledge by this point that babies are weak and although have youth on their side just … Continue reading Babies V.S Old People: Who Would Win
The Compensator 