Longtime readers of The Compensator may remember a recent article, penned by an absolute dunderhead, about the state of the Patriots’ quarterback situation whose title begins with the phrase “The North Remembers.” The true title is so long and pretentious … Continue reading Atone for Your Sins, Patriot Fans
In this article I will obviously be talking about and referring to the Chief of the Imperial General Staff. This roll was considered essential to the successes of the British Imperial Army. The duties included allocating man power and equipment, … Continue reading WHY AMERICA NEED CIGS
Alrighty, I’m back again and I’ve got some time now because I’m in the courtroom for my son’s murders. I’m arguing, as is logical, that because he shot the assault rifle my buddy gave him, lost control of it, and … Continue reading Wait I’m Confused… What is Coronavirus?
I’m hoping some of my Democratic friends can help me here, because I’m honestly confused. I didn’t learn critical thinking during the ninth grade, the last year I was in highschool before I got my 15 year old girlfriend pregnant, … Continue reading Wait I’m Confused… What is Antifa?
You know, I’ve been hearing a lot of talk about “Backing the Blue,” the “Thin Blue Line,” and general pro-police sentiments popping up across the country among Republicans. I just want to say that this is wholly discriminatory, racist, and … Continue reading All Jobs Matter
I hear the same thing all the time about how “Our economy is failing and a second wave might even kill it” “Head Nacho Please help us and save the world economy” After hearing that for the billionth time I … Continue reading THE ANSWER TO OUR ECONOMY IS SIMPLE
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