Month: March 2020

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The Entrepreneur’s Corner: STD Dating Apps

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Alright, so this is where I’m going to lay down the latest and greatest ideas for all of you rapscallions to see and fight over to implement. I don’t have the time, drive, or care to actually do these, but hey they might be just crazy enough to work for some random person online who reads this. So if you get an idea from here that actually turns out to come to fruition, please toss a coin to your witcher, the witcher being this website and the coin being lots of money, maybe even multiple coins. So anyway, here’s the … Continue reading The Entrepreneur’s Corner: STD Dating Apps

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The Fall of Skywalker

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It makes sense that the first article I write is something that everyone knows dominates the modern discourse right now, as of March 29th, 2020. It’s a topic that has been and will be discussed for decades to come in history books and memories, and something we are horribly unlucky to live through. It is, of course, of paramount importance to worldwide culture and is probably what still looms largest in the minds of people far and wide ever since it started to infect people’s lives last December; the newest Star Wars movie.  Preliminary thoughts: it was entertaining, but the … Continue reading The Fall of Skywalker

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The Future for the Pats

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So, the entire Tom Brady thing, I’m over it I hate him and when people bring it up I happen to forget his name. Being the dedicated Pat’s fan I am I am focusing on what is next for our organization and if this article ever gets big enough I might as well be assigned as the next top scouter for the Pats. So we obviously like Stidham because we have kept him around for this long. We as fans don’t know what he is made of, but obliviously Bill sees something in practice. From what I’ve seen he has … Continue reading The Future for the Pats

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Comcast Officially Has the Clutch Gene

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My household as anyone’s household should at this point does not have a dish on top of there house. But however most things on my t.v I have to pay for, so my go to move when no sports are on is to speak into my remote “free”. And long behold what is sparkling in front of my eyes, literally thousands of free t.v shows and movies. Some that I have never even heard of. So, I am not sure for all these other t.v accounts and what not, but when I am done watching every patriots super bowl for … Continue reading Comcast Officially Has the Clutch Gene

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SPEECH FROM THE N.P.A

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N.P.A National Pistol Association   Official Speech Given by Timothy Tool  I stand here before you today my fellow N.P.A members and loyal followers to discuss our plan to regain our once held power and lobbyist from the National Rifle Association.  Since our creation in 1870, exactly one year before the rifle was even invented, we the N.P.A gained much traction and had just about 98% of all infants, men, and women armed with a good old fashioned foreighn made pistol. At first we were not scared. We enjoyed the competition, they never really even imposed a threat on us. Until … Continue reading SPEECH FROM THE N.P.A