Why Democrats are Radical, Part 2

“So, what does it mean to be a democrat?” you might ask. Well, true partisan democrats are those who support the party and its efforts no matter what. Democrats in general have a set of ideals, namely support for things like increased healthcare, social security, gay rights, raising taxes, stopping climate change, etc… The problem is that these things can never happen because democrats are too weak to stand up for these ideals when it really counts. These democrats are the moderate radicals that I mentioned in the last post. Politicians, for example, are the ultimate moderate radicals. And what … Continue reading Why Democrats are Radical, Part 2

Why Democrats are Radical

Democrats believe in one thing – defeating the enemy. In this case, President Trump. Well “Why do they believe that?” you might ask. The answer is simple. Democrats have a set of political ideals that they wish to see promoted on a national level. Republicans have this too. The difference is that democrats are determined to be “moderate” no matter what (ex. Clinton, Biden, etc…). So why are democrats determined to be “moderate?” Well, the answer is simple. “Moderate” is actually code for radical. Moderate radicals have been the standard of the Democratic Party for a while, offering nothing but … Continue reading Why Democrats are Radical

The Wolves of Hampden (Song Lyrics)

Well brother life is old There’s nothin’ good I‘m told But there ain‘t nothin’ on my mind! Well brother life is young There ain‘t nothin’ I’ve done But there ain’t nothin’ I can’t find! Well brother I’ve been here Watchin‘ year by year I‘m sittin‘ by the window and starin‘ at the rain (Chorus): The wolves of Hampden, fallin’ again, fallin‘ again, they’re breakin’ apart The wolves of Hampden, fallin’ again, fallin‘ again, they‘re breakin‘ the world apart (Repeat) Just remember to find me! Lyin‘ in the rain Just remember to find me! Screamin‘ out in pain Repeat Chorus Ooooooooooo … Continue reading The Wolves of Hampden (Song Lyrics)

Why is Salmon Pink?

Many long years have been spent contemplating an answer to the question “Why is salmon pink?” Some people think it has to do with intelligence or genetic makeup. Others think it has to do with sense of fashion. Personally, I think it’s a little of both. I mean what kind of self-respecting salmon would be a color other than pink when clearly it’s the most satisfying and fair of colors? Pinkness is a weapon. One bite of salmon, and you can already just tell it’s raw. A shark will take a bite of salmon, see the pinkness and say “Oh … Continue reading Why is Salmon Pink?

Bats are our Saviors Sent From God

Have you ever asked yourself “Why are people so scared of bats?” Well, there is a simple explanation that doesn’t involve demonic beings or deadly disease. The reality is that bats are our saviors sent from God. People have long valued tradition and the holy spirits, a fact mirrored by the tenets of modern day religion. In recent days, the words of the holy Bible have been especially potent, more so among priests, imams, rabbis and other religious leaders. But there are some holy realities that have yet to be spoken. One such reality has a fascinating history: For a … Continue reading Bats are our Saviors Sent From God

The REAL Reason Trump Won

Humans are the subject of much controversy in Godly affairs. They are not respected as Gods but rather are mere toys of the Olympian realm. From time to time, however, there came a human so daring or so beautiful that the gods themselves could not help from being pleased. Such was the case with Trump, as Zeus, the ruler of the skies and the thunderbolt, rewarded his confidence with the God’s favor. As Zeus conferred with his brethren in high Olympus, they could not help but notice his repeated interest in this human. As Zeus mentioned Trump’s name for the … Continue reading The REAL Reason Trump Won