Okay, this one is going to be a bit shorter, but I think it’s legit. Let me clarify by saying that I don’t like the term ‘White Privilege’ (which I say as a white man). It implies that whites have … Continue reading White Privilege in the Age of Corona
You hear all the time about debates; stop me if you’ve ever seen videos (or memes of videos) that have titles along the lines of “Ben Shapiro DESTROYS FEMINIST with FACTS and LOGIC,” “CAPITALISM v. SOCIALISM debate,” or even “Colin … Continue reading Why Debtes Suck
Right now no one really knows what is happening in North Korea. Any speculation from a giant game of tag, heart surgery, or even death are all valid guesses with why no one knows where the cheeky man is. I am here to throw my speculation into the ring what I believe is just as or if not more logical than these other speculations. This so called “heart surgery” of his is actually him using North Korea’s advanced technological and medical advances to turn himself into half robot and tie his butt hole closed so he can live forever and … Continue reading I Robot? More Like I Kim Jung-Un
From discovering human photosynthesis to having more testing than any other country it is hard to say that he is not a genius. When Trump said that everyone should drink bleach and use light on their insides to combat Covid-19 … Continue reading Trumps Last Press Conference Proves Trump Is A Genius
The Helpful Guide for a Successful Garden Party “One does not simply have a garden party, one must experience one” that is by far one of my favorite quotes from the profound garden party consultant Prof. Romania Cardamom. I plan on taking some of his key points from his book, “The Do’s and Don’ts of a Successful Garden Party Vol. III”, and write out what a plausible garden party would look like for the everyday Garden Party Magazine reader. Don’t forget all people in this garden party are fictional and if anyone asks they were never there. I hope … Continue reading The Helpful Guide For A Successful Garden Party
I’m gonna level with you guys; I feel sorry for you. The majority of you are probably spending this quarantine just chilling alone with your parents. Maybe you’ve got roommates that you’re staying with because that’s where home is, or … Continue reading Being Alone In Quarantine
