The Solution For Bankrupt Schools

During these hard times schools left and right are declaring in almost the exact opposite fashion as Michael Scott for bankruptcy. Trying their best to keep their bankruptcy as low key as possibly, we the people all know that colleges are going under. Now if I was a southern boy I am sure I would be fine with that, or rather even encourage it saying that our colleges have become to liberal and interrogated. These colleges need some new radical idea and I happen to have it. We all put some money together and we give that money to the … Continue reading The Solution For Bankrupt Schools

Coin Shortage Causing Car Break Ins to Rise

It’s called connecting the lines. The only difference between this articles and a conspiracy theory is that after thinking about it for a while and drawing a single line I have, head nacho, determined that these are facts. Recently in the front page of all these newspapers you see everyone still talking about this so called pandemic and all this other woohaa like “the possibility of trump not leaving office”. Well you know those newspapers aren’t reporting? They aren’t reporting the national car break in crisis (still trying to find a catchier name). This is the real pandemic. You might … Continue reading Coin Shortage Causing Car Break Ins to Rise

Top 5 Worst Things to Say While Being Saved Drowning

5. Social Security- To start things off at the bottom of our list we are going to say, or rather don’t say, is their social security number. Now some of you might be thinking that this is a good idea, but I am here to tell you otherwise. I understand that you might think by you are building a level of trust with the life guard you are actually doing the exact opposite. It turns out that lifeguards DO NOT like to be called by their social security number and insist that they have names. By doing this simple mistake … Continue reading Top 5 Worst Things to Say While Being Saved Drowning