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I Can Do Without People, But I Can’t Do Without CO2

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This article is one that might be an unpopular opinion, but like  Lt. Steven Hauk from ‘Good morning, Vietnam’ I am here to stand up and speak for those souls, the silent minority, that does not have the chance to speak. We have been made silent for to long during this quarantine. All you hear about in the news other than all of these deaths is about how CO2 has been drastically going down. And you know what, I can no longer sit here breathing in this CO2 deficient air any longer without getting up and speaking my mind. I … Continue reading I Can Do Without People, But I Can’t Do Without CO2

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I Robot? More Like I Kim Jung-Un

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Right now no one really knows what is happening in North Korea. Any speculation from a giant game of tag, heart surgery, or even death are all valid guesses with why no one knows where the cheeky man is. I am here to throw my speculation into the ring what I believe is just as or if not more logical than these other speculations. This so called “heart surgery” of his is actually him using North Korea’s advanced technological and medical advances to turn himself into half robot and tie his butt hole closed so he can live forever and … Continue reading I Robot? More Like I Kim Jung-Un

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The Helpful Guide For A Successful Garden Party

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The Helpful Guide for a Successful Garden Party “One does not simply have a garden party, one must experience one” that is by far one of my favorite quotes from the profound garden party consultant Prof. Romania Cardamom. I plan on taking some of his key points from his book, “The Do’s and Don’ts of a Successful Garden Party Vol. III”,  and write out what a plausible garden party would look like for the everyday Garden Party Magazine reader. Don’t forget all people in this garden party are fictional and if anyone asks they were never there.    I hope … Continue reading The Helpful Guide For A Successful Garden Party