You know, I’ve been hearing a lot of talk about “Backing the Blue,” the “Thin Blue Line,” and general pro-police sentiments popping up across the country among Republicans. I just want to say that this is wholly discriminatory, racist, and … Continue reading All Jobs Matter
I hear the same thing all the time about how “Our economy is failing and a second wave might even kill it” “Head Nacho Please help us and save the world economy” After hearing that for the billionth time I … Continue reading THE ANSWER TO OUR ECONOMY IS SIMPLE
This post will be much shorter than many others, but will hold just as much significance and importance as any others. In this case size does not matter. I am not here asking for a total revolution, just a minor revolt against women. For to long no matter if it was via dating app or in person a go to question for any girl to ask no matter the situation is what the persons birth sign is. We must put an end to this tom foolery at once. Someone How could anyone be able to have a meaningless word describe … Continue reading No I Am Not A Libra, I Am A Stop Sign
I was born in the year 2000 (yes, we are in college and I am 20), so I remember the rise of iPod touches and smartphones because I was in middle school when it was happening. In middle school we … Continue reading News Flash: Old People are the New Children
Bear with me here, it’s a metaphor. Nobody really likes wearing a condom. It feels less natural and it’s not as fun generally, but it allows you to do fun things, like having sex with people, with less risk of … Continue reading Masks = Condoms
Okay so I’m going to get to the abortion eventually, but stay with me while I bore you with some seemingly uninteresting and unrelated discussion. Let’s take a look at the concept of organ donation, especially in America. We believe … Continue reading An Argument for Abortion You Probably Haven’t Heard (But Maybe Have)
The Compensator 