Patrick Mahomes just signed one of the biggest deals in sports history; 450 million dollars (450,000,000) dollars over the course of 10 years to play quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs. You’ve probably seen calculations online about how much money … Continue reading That’s a Lot of Hookers
Within Trumps Presidency he has had his fair share of bad press conferences, but this last one seemed to of been the cherry on top (amazingly even being worse than any of George W. Bushes speeches). It started with a black reporter asking Trump a simple question ” Are you racist?” Instead of a simple no President Trump began with ” Well you see I have a lot of friends..” he then had a pause, now this was already off to a very bad start. To everyone surprise he did not go on about having black friends, but rather just … Continue reading Trump Try’s To Convince Reporters He Has Friends
Longtime readers of The Compensator may remember a recent article, penned by an absolute dunderhead, about the state of the Patriots’ quarterback situation whose title begins with the phrase “The North Remembers.” The true title is so long and pretentious … Continue reading Atone for Your Sins, Patriot Fans
In this article I will obviously be talking about and referring to the Chief of the Imperial General Staff. This roll was considered essential to the successes of the British Imperial Army. The duties included allocating man power and equipment, … Continue reading WHY AMERICA NEED CIGS
Alrighty, I’m back again and I’ve got some time now because I’m in the courtroom for my son’s murders. I’m arguing, as is logical, that because he shot the assault rifle my buddy gave him, lost control of it, and … Continue reading Wait I’m Confused… What is Coronavirus?
I’m hoping some of my Democratic friends can help me here, because I’m honestly confused. I didn’t learn critical thinking during the ninth grade, the last year I was in highschool before I got my 15 year old girlfriend pregnant, … Continue reading Wait I’m Confused… What is Antifa?
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