Bats are our Saviors Sent From God

Have you ever asked yourself “Why are people so scared of bats?” Well, there is a simple explanation that doesn’t involve demonic beings or deadly disease. The reality is that bats are our saviors sent from God. People have long valued tradition and the holy spirits, a fact mirrored by the tenets of modern day religion. In recent days, the words of the holy Bible have been especially potent, more so among priests, imams, rabbis and other religious leaders. But there are some holy realities that have yet to be spoken. One such reality has a fascinating history: For a … Continue reading Bats are our Saviors Sent From God

Darwin Created the Coronavirus

After many sleepless nights and much thought I have determined that Darwin is behind the coronavirus. It’s almost to obvious and has been overlooked by all these so called ‘experts’. It is time for the truth to finally come out and for the good people of this world to know the truth. It was all part of Darwin’s plan or shall I say Charles Roberts Darwin’s plan. Let’s begin with the motive then we will move onto how he did it. The Coronavirus is equivalent to Darwin’s wet dreams. I mean if you think about it who are the people … Continue reading Darwin Created the Coronavirus

In High School I Became Pregnant With My High School Sweetheart

And let me tell you it hurt like hell. First I just want to point out that giving birth to your high school sweetheart is a lot more painful than you might think. They come out as an almost full grown adult so it caused me to have to have a c- section. I’ll be honest I don’t really even know who knocked me up, but I’m sure glad they did. Within the nine months of my pregnancy and the hundred and forty five pounds I gained I was never expecting my baby to also be the love of my … Continue reading In High School I Became Pregnant With My High School Sweetheart

Are Immigrants BAD for AMERICA?!?!? (MUST SEE) INVESTIGATIONS WITH NOAL

In the Compensator’sFIRST EVER Youtube video, watch our main correspondant, Noal, reveal the UNNERVING and UNBELIEVABLE truth about whether IMMIGRANTS are ruining the AMERICA you know and love. Be prepared to be SHOCKED and OFFENDED about what he has to … Continue reading Are Immigrants BAD for AMERICA?!?!? (MUST SEE) INVESTIGATIONS WITH NOAL

Some Quick UFC 249 Takes

Alright so Khabib ran his ass to Russia because he is scared of Tony Ferguson and Justin Gaethje filled in for the fight on April 18th. Look I’m not gonna sit here and say Gaethje is better than Khabib, he’s not. Khabib is one of the best wrestlers I’ve ever seen and the way he smothers fighters is fucking next level. But I’m fucking excited for the fight we’re gonna get and here are some takes for you all. Justin Gaethje passed on a possibly massive payday against Conor McGregor for this sure-thing and it was probably not an awful … Continue reading Some Quick UFC 249 Takes