Some Quick UFC 249 Takes

Alright so Khabib ran his ass to Russia because he is scared of Tony Ferguson and Justin Gaethje filled in for the fight on April 18th. Look I’m not gonna sit here and say Gaethje is better than Khabib, he’s not. Khabib is one of the best wrestlers I’ve ever seen and the way he smothers fighters is fucking next level. But I’m fucking excited for the fight we’re gonna get and here are some takes for you all. Justin Gaethje passed on a possibly massive payday against Conor McGregor for this sure-thing and it was probably not an awful … Continue reading Some Quick UFC 249 Takes

Mini Garden: A New Trend?

If you’re one of those people who wants to plant a garden, and yet cannot be bothered to water one plant, let alone several plants, then this new type of garden might be for you. It’s called the Mini Garden and has been fashionable for approximately 30 seconds. If YOU want to take part in this new and incredible trend, then I encourage you to gather some large rocks IMMEDIATELY! These rocks are essential to the foundation of the mini garden and will provide your garden with innumerable health benefits, most notably retained moisture and unspeakable flair for the dramatic. … Continue reading Mini Garden: A New Trend?

A Global Pandemic is No Reason to Be a Dick

Being stuck back home living with my parents definitive has it’s ups and downs. But, in all honesty I don’t mind it so much, my older brothers are back as well so it’s very similar to growing up. They however had to make the decision on who would be able to leave the house and go representative for the family at the grocery store and shop for everyone. So, after just about zero thought they decided their youngest child would be the one to put their life on the line and be the hero to save the family. This was … Continue reading A Global Pandemic is No Reason to Be a Dick

The Entrepreneur’s Corner: STD Dating Apps

Alright, so this is where I’m going to lay down the latest and greatest ideas for all of you rapscallions to see and fight over to implement. I don’t have the time, drive, or care to actually do these, but hey they might be just crazy enough to work for some random person online who reads this. So if you get an idea from here that actually turns out to come to fruition, please toss a coin to your witcher, the witcher being this website and the coin being lots of money, maybe even multiple coins. So anyway, here’s the … Continue reading The Entrepreneur’s Corner: STD Dating Apps