The Wolves of Hampden (Song Lyrics)

Well brother life is old There’s nothin’ good I‘m told But there ain‘t nothin’ on my mind! Well brother life is young There ain‘t nothin’ I’ve done But there ain’t nothin’ I can’t find! Well brother I’ve been here Watchin‘ year by year I‘m sittin‘ by the window and starin‘ at the rain (Chorus): The wolves of Hampden, fallin’ again, fallin‘ again, they’re breakin’ apart The wolves of Hampden, fallin’ again, fallin‘ again, they‘re breakin‘ the world apart (Repeat) Just remember to find me! Lyin‘ in the rain Just remember to find me! Screamin‘ out in pain Repeat Chorus Ooooooooooo … Continue reading The Wolves of Hampden (Song Lyrics)

Babies V.S Old People: Who Would Win

This is the age old philosophical question of who would win, babies or old people. Since I am a self proclaimed genius I will have 5 different categories and have you decide who you think is superior. The categories I will be basing them off of is the same as a dungeon and dragons character sheet and some of my own as well that I find extremely important. Strength- Babies- +1 The reason why I gave babies a +1 is because it is common knowledge by this point that babies are weak and although have youth on their side just … Continue reading Babies V.S Old People: Who Would Win

The 11th Plague of Constipation

This one is for all my fellow tribesmen and women out their who are about to embark on a journey. This journey is not one that last 40 years in the deserted desert, but rather a fiber deprived week. As I am sure you have been able to tell so far I am referring to Passover. The time of the year when we get together (this year over zoom), we sit at the table for the feast that is the Seder , and we find the afikomen for a crisp one dollar bill. One of the traditions within the Seder … Continue reading The 11th Plague of Constipation

Bats are our Saviors Sent From God

Have you ever asked yourself “Why are people so scared of bats?” Well, there is a simple explanation that doesn’t involve demonic beings or deadly disease. The reality is that bats are our saviors sent from God. People have long valued tradition and the holy spirits, a fact mirrored by the tenets of modern day religion. In recent days, the words of the holy Bible have been especially potent, more so among priests, imams, rabbis and other religious leaders. But there are some holy realities that have yet to be spoken. One such reality has a fascinating history: For a … Continue reading Bats are our Saviors Sent From God

In High School I Became Pregnant With My High School Sweetheart

And let me tell you it hurt like hell. First I just want to point out that giving birth to your high school sweetheart is a lot more painful than you might think. They come out as an almost full grown adult so it caused me to have to have a c- section. I’ll be honest I don’t really even know who knocked me up, but I’m sure glad they did. Within the nine months of my pregnancy and the hundred and forty five pounds I gained I was never expecting my baby to also be the love of my … Continue reading In High School I Became Pregnant With My High School Sweetheart